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Match Day Thread Toon v Oxford United / Oxford v Toon

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  1. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    Bruce is the messiah
     
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  2. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    We will get Lozank
    O if we're lucky and that's it. Wish we'd go for Rose.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    In the annals of Newcastle history, it will one day read under managers.

    "Schtevey, worlds greatest coach, some fat spanish bloke, The Messiah."

    And our records will end right there.
     
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    Welshie, Jan 21, 2020
  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Soon to be FA Cup winning messiah, no doubt.
     
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  5. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    We need some players ... no strikers to pick ffs
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Steve Bruce has out done Rafa Benitez this season, and with Newcastle's B team just drew against Carlo Ancelotti AWAY.

    What the **** is the Champions League compared to God's chosen son?
     
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  7. Rudekid

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    Absolutely 5 nil down with 4 seconds to play and win 6-5 in the final
     
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  8. RobEllious

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    Surely it's about ten rungs higher than the guy who won the championship over his illustrious career
     
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  9. Rudekid

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    No strikers .. wtf
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    Think we need to play all our injured or injury-prone players in this one. If we can extend the injury time to 15mins we should be on for a comfortable win. 4-0 LeJeune, Schar, Yedlin, Dummett.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Out for the rest of the season mate.

    The standards on this board are sickening sometimes
     
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    Welshie, Jan 22, 2020
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  12. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Got a ticket in "Millburn Stand Bar 1892", never been before is it like the platinum club? Or is it just bog standard like everywhere else?
     
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  13. Blue harvest

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    Stevie B currently looking through rule books to see if players are permitted to play with crutches or in wheelchairs before naming his squad.

    I know he was a player for Man Utd when Fergie-time was a thing, didn't realise it was a tactical ploy that he brought with him!
     
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  14. Fork Handles

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    Do you even need to ask?
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    Maybe try reading the original post again. Starting to like that Southerner bloke a lot more.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Slightly lesser version of platinum club mate.
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You're not allowed to mention Southerner.

    Munson considers it bullying.
     
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    Welshie, Jan 22, 2020
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Mmmm... what are these standards of which you speak?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 22, 2020
  19. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Hey, don't start tarring all of us with the same brush. There are some of us don't have any standards!!!

    It's okay Chippy, I've got your back on this one.
     
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  20. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Over 42k sold up to now. Cracking turnout that <ok>
     
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