Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

Aarons Watch
The Daily Wail have taken a break from boosting laurence Fox's new career as an alt-right gobshite to say we have cooled interest in signing Aarons

Is it because Aurier has been so ****ing wonderful since being welded to our starting xi?

 

Sounds like Willian could be a Spurs player in the next 48 hours if rumours are true.











No don't worry, it's Willian Jose, the Sociedad striker, he was pulled from their squad tonight against Espanyol and everyone seems to think it's because he's on his way to us.

 

Jose said to Levy " I want Willian " hold my beer says DL and comes back with Willian Jose
Bit like my mum when I asked for a pair of Levi's and she came home with some Tesco tonups

 

Confirmation by Sociedad of Willian Jose being omitted from the squad tonight:

"Last minute change in the call: Lobete (number 35) enters the list instead of Willian José. The forward has asked the Club to stay out until his situation is clarified "

 

So is he most like...
1. Rasiak
2. Zamora
3. Janssen
4. Soldado
5. Ian Moore
6. Chris Armstrong

Asking for a friend

 

Mido' ?????

 

Rumour is he’s prime R9 Ronaldo reincarnated...

 

Never heard of him but he has a better goals per game ratio than the actual Willian (although tbh I think Sissoko does too). And he looks like a big tough fecker, so why not?

 

Rumours suggesting that the fee is £40m. Is this a piss take?

 

When he bangs in 30 goals in the second half of the season, it'll look like a bargain.

 

Would rather Piatek at £30 Million, Not prolific enough.

 

Llorente with something approaching pace, from what I understand

I mean technically it isn't, given his release clause if £75m

 

I actually quite liked the last 4 on your list - admittedly none of them were prolific, though Ian did score a hat-trick on 'your' debut.

If Willian Jose signs and scores a few and leaves with me similar warm feelings then he will have done OK

 

Moore seemed to suffer from a ot of injuries...like chris jones iirc

 

Same goals per game ratio as Darren Bent when we signed him.

 

Dear Daniel, please sign Willian, Jose.

Levy didn’t see the comma.

 

Vardy has done his hammy, England are fekked. Is Crouchy or still available, or is it a recall for JD?

 

Don't know how good a source this is

 

Ten quid a month to read stuff already available on the Daily Wail's transfer tracker

That's how reliable he and the site he writes for is

 

José Mourinho on Giovani Lo Celso: "Giovani is improving in every game. He was fantastic in everything. He is adapting well to the league, plays in a lot of positions and gives plenty of vision and passing."