Oh **** it mate, just stay at our house. The Missus grub is second to none and I might have a bottle of fine Whisky hidden away somewhere. You and your missus can sleep on the couch
Burns hall, tother Side of York, Chevon country park hotel near otley ( do the mile while your there) me and Mrs mop going tomorrow until Friday... Grays court hotel in York... My favourite..Aysgarth falls hotel.. it’s where they filmed Robin Hood price of thieves, that stretch of water is just wonderful. Some of the most beautiful countryside anywhere around there... We’re going again later in the year...
I doubt even Bangkok is that cheap, for anything. Thought I'd say it before someone else did, sorry Chazz and Castro.
The last hotel I stayed at in England (Dec 2018) I paid £12.50 per night including full English breakfast.
Seaham Hall County Durham Ye Olde Bell Retford Swinton Park Ripon Hambleton Hall Oakham Oulton Hall Rothwell
I nearly recommended Seaham Hall , but i don't think the food is anywhere near as good since Kenny Atkinson left. Just my opinion. Fab Spa though, accessed via the underground tunnel, complete with meandering river from the main hotel.