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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Citizen Kane, Jan 12, 2017.

  1. SpursDisciple

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    Hammers fans enjoyed that I see. Nice to know he is costing £100k pw to show them his "humorous" nature. If only he played football as well.
     
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  2. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    David Moyes has said that he wants to build something special at West Ham...There you go, David........

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  3. remembercolinlee

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    West Ham ... managed by David Moyes...lost...at home...to 10 man west brom...who are managed by Slavan Bilic... who was sacked by west ham ... for not being good enough.. and was replaced by...David Moyes.

    The FA Cup ****ing loves irony <laugh>
     
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    Did Berahino score the winner for WBA ?? :)
     
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  5. Big Ern

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    apparently we only have 1 professional scout on the books.
     
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    That can not be true...it would be insane
     
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  7. Citizen Kane.

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    A Spammer colleague of mine has come to the conclusion that Sullivan, Brady and Gold are being paid by the government to run a social science experiment. Says it's the only theory keeping him sane at the moment <laugh>
     
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  8. Citizen Kane.

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    Well you have a lovely team of interior designers to compensate. That claret carpet around the pitch is just beautiful.
     
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    You know, I said that to LadyC a couple of weeks ago, and for some reason she was really annoyed with me...
     
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  10. Big Ern

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    I doubt their ours, they were probably kids from the local art college on work experience.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I thought I'd stopped the obvious scout joke by using the word professional, obviously someone had to scrape the barrel, maybe you would fit well with our current board.
     
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    No way...none of us would have employed moyes ... again <whistle>
     
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  14. Big Ern

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    if/when (the latter is the fan consensus) we go down at the end of the season Moyes will get the chop and the blame, but he hasn't bought us to the point. I said a few months before Pellegrini got sacked we were going down, all our problems are patently obvious but, with 4 days of the save our season window open, the only person we've signed is our ex-GK, and we only got him because 'Boro owed us the transfer fee.
    We're going down, the only consolation is it won't hurt as much as the 02/03 relegation, even though it could mean doing a Portsmouth.
     
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    Can't see you going down tbh. Think Norwich, Bournemouth and Villa will instead.
    But the three cĺowns in charge are definitely doing their best to screw things up for you.
     
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    I agree. There are worse teams than West Ham in the league - they have their annual puzzling 3 points against us coming soon. I would add Brighton to the teams above they are going the wrong way. It's a strange season, as I think Norwich are actually a decent team. They impress often and then get no points. If they stay together in the Championship, I think they'll be a decent Premier League team when they come up again.
     
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    Norwich don't have enough goalscorers. They play nice enough football, but too little overall threat.
    Look at their Premier League record: Pukki: 11, Cantwell: 6, seven players, including Aurier and a bloke they've sold: 1.
    If you don't score goals, then you don't win games.
     
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    I don't wear silly hats and I'm not trying to get you relegated, I'm afraid. I wouldn't object to it happening though, obviously.
     
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  19. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Some rumours starting that West Ham might be interested in loans for KWP and Foyth...

    I wonder which of them is going to draw the short straw and call Mr Levy.....?

    Please let it be 'That's no Lady' Brady.....please?
     
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    Our terms will be
    * We loan them KWP
    * They send Issa Diop our way as payment for the loan

    The real sticking point may be the clause where the door is required to hit them on the backsides as they leave
     
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