Off Topic Pompous knut Klopp

I'd say you couldn't make it up, except he just has made it up.

Again.

 

im the same mate, I understand

When I go to pick young’un up I always stuff tissue paper down my crotch bit of my pants before I knock on her door.

Always turn up 10 minutes late then when she asks ‘why’ say it’s coz u was up late las night...then give her a wink

Bare burn

 

I think it's a bit of both, if there was no winter break I think they'd still be moaning about the amount of games.

 

Think Ralph said to scrap them.

 

That’s it Luv...this is our 4th game in the FA Cup already like we Halifax Town or sumt but they deserve it and ultimately only have themselves to blame.

 

So you think Ralph is a dickhead too?

 

I think he should stfu yes, and I'd be fuming if he said he wasn't gonna bother turning up for it.

 

sounds a bit different to dickhead

 

That's cos you're a dickhead init.

 

I ain't reading this shhite, Klopp is just too annoying for me on this topic - fook off Comm

 

Not really surprising seeing as he and Klopp are the same person personality wise, and both ****s

 

Controversial

 

The Saints chaos.

 

Already clocked it mate.

 

Would it honestly surprise anyone if we found out that Klopp was a cannibal?

 

Or that he kills squirrels?

 

I hear he has a large collection of squirrel skeletons, so the probability is he snaps the poor little ****ers necks himself

 

Runs ‘em over, I heard

 

Klopps just backing up his staff and making sure they get time off. This is why they worship him and work so hard on the pitch, he is always on their side like an over protective father.

That being said, he has like 5 bench players who barely play that would have ripped Shrewsbury apart. So he should have just played them.

Managers and footballers bitch way too much.