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    was mainly microwaved by
     
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    Solar panels in Widnes
     
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    were a crap idea
     
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    suggested by Philip Schofield
     
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    who was really happy
     
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    That his back door
     
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    was now wide open
     
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    To any salacious suggestions
     
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    he liked them young
     
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    And tender long stemmed
     
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    pieces of root ginger
     
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    To flavour the delicate
     
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    aroma of rotting cabbage
     
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    Coming from inside the
     
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    Gordon Ramsey Michelen restaurant
     
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    Where car tyres are
     
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    a local delicacy which
     
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    you chew and chew
     
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    Until you mouth hurts
     
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    then chew some more
     
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