Coronavirus

Cracks me up 1 post from astro in the prem board and an army of fume bots

 

The worry as I see it is the fact that 10% of all cases require a respirator to keep the patient alive until they recover. The shortage of availability is probably the key to the high death rate in Wuhan.

If the spread is managed then healthcare systems will be able to ensure 99% of those infected survive. If the system is overloaded then the death rate rockets.

The number of cases per day is rising at a rate of 50%. If this keeps up the UK is looking at 300,000 cases within 5 weeks and at least 3000 dead.

It's important that this illness is slowed to ensure the only deaths are those that are unavoidable.

 

I admit that I thought it was all a bit hysterical to begin with but I know a few GPs, some who were equally apathetic when it all kicked off, but they’re all saying it’s going to get quite messy. The stock market is definitely pessimistic!

 

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2 deaths

 

Paris St-Germain's Ligue 1 game at Strasbourg, which was scheduled for Saturday, has been postponed because of the coronavirus outbreak.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51777994

Here we go

 

It’s all a ploy to deny Liverpool the title.

 

It's a worthy cause.

 

Presumably you don’t have elderly parents? I don’t want my mum (85) or my dad (89) to live for ever, I just don’t want them dying in a hospital corridor waiting for beds, because all the hospitals are overwhelmed.

 

Off to Gatwick tuesday,should i wear my spacesuit?

 

No, just wear shorts, flip flops and your Chelsea shirt. When the virus sees you it will back off and keep it’s distance. As will the other passengers probably.

 

Good idea that

 

If I die of this, you’re all invited to my funeral, bar @Suckmyklopp

Open bar too, I’ll make sure my life insurance pays for that.

 

That is already happening. Nothing to do with coronavirus.

https://www.theguardian.com/society...rsing-becoming-norm-in-packed-aes-warn-medics

This is what the country voted for. Tories to cut NHS beds and #brexit to send non-British nurses "home". Plus massive cuts to ("unskilled") care workers to make sure those beds are already full with elderly people who just need some help taking care of themselves.

#devilsadvocate

 

Yeah, I didn’t vote Tory mate. **** anyone who did tbh.

 

Starbucks says fook the environment, humans are more important

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51767092

 

This man is a ****ing retard.

 

PGMOL

 

Wouldn't surprise me now that we have that ignorant, fat **** as PM.

 

Astro, Pete, DMD, and Dunc have people fizzing. It's funny.

One person springs to mind, gets shook every time. Without fail.

 

Is it stan?