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Good idea that. Better half is French, so I spend a lot of time over there, and most gaffs would have a jacks and a bidet, taking up a lot of bathroom space.

 

You understand I wasn’t talking about also using the bog to get washed in?

I’d prefer a separate sink for that. Can you get a smart sink?

 

That smartbog you linked is like a 2 in 1, Use it for crapping and it'll rinse off your arse, that's its function. Sink is a sink, unless you want motion detector taps or something.

 

Speaking of sinks. Lived in a grubby bedsit many years ago, and it had a hairdressers sink, with the groove for the neck and retractable shower hose.

 

I’ve just found a slim line bath top which looks funky. I’ve got my bird moving in with me at some point this year so I’m just looking to put a few extra bits of bling for her getting here. Not sure I like the idea of having my morning dump and then spinning around to get washed and brush my teeth in the same bowl

 

You don;t use the bog for washing, other than yer arse mate. Use the sink for the rest.

 

Ooops, See this is what you get talking to a council lad who has a couple quid to spend Yeah I’d realised it cleaned ya arse, it says it also drys it and even massages it! When you said it was 2 in 1, I thought you mean bog and wash basin. Clearly not

 

I'm a council boy too, the better half 'civilised' me over 20 years.

 

Yeah you got an elegant French bird, though.

My other half is from Kilmarnock

 

I blame Labour Party like last recession

 

Yep. Thickness, gullibility, and utter ****ishness is quite simply off the scale.

 

See election results for proof of that

 

I'd have a thousand pound bet that most, if not all, of the bog-roll hoarders are Brexit voters.


We may be about to witness a viral form of natural selection

 

All paper making requires the raw material called pulp, which is a cellulose product from trees. We don’t have any saw mills in the UK to get the pulp from. It’s either imported from Scandinavian countries or North America.

 

Have you worked in the Paper making industry then. I know there is a tissue mill at Trafford park?

 

They’d have to know that pasta is Italian first.

 

Gotta think smart boys ... no bog paper in the supermarkets so I've written to Arsenal asking if I can have the match day programmes of the 20 thousand season ticket holders that never actually turn up

 

Good one, mate.

 

No it isn't, he's from Sheffield.

 

Got some toilet paper for sale if anyone is interested..... Pound a roll cheaper than chips.