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    Now there is no footie, I spoke to the wife.

    She seems nice and she no longer works at Woolworths.........
     
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    Drastic measures........

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    That’s not going to happen, Covid are an Italian team, Cardiff will never get into European games.
     
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    A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.

    James, the class swot, gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious.” “Well done, James” says the teacher.

    “Can anyone else try?”

    Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious.”

    “Well done, Katie” says the teacher. “Anyone else?”

    Little Johnny jumps up and says in a broad accent,

    “Our next door neighbour was painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad said it will take the contagious”.
     
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    My bog roll situation is sorted !!

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