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  1. Doc.

    Doc. Well-Known Member

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    a full stop.

    posted on wrong thread mate
     
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    Doc., Mar 8, 2020
  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Who knows? Waiting for Eileen to get me.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Mar 8, 2020
  3. Doc.

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    coronavirus will
     
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    Doc., Mar 8, 2020
  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Probably will as they won't close schools until it is too late
     
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  5. Doc.

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    they didnt want to stop it.. too expensive
    ..let the old die and you save money paying pensions... the entire country should have be isolated from day 1.. nonone should have been let back on the shores .. arseholes.
     
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    Doc., Mar 8, 2020
  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Wouldn't surprise me.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Mar 8, 2020
  7. LiamO

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    No offense but.

    Bullshit alert.

    People die from flu all the time. The Purge!!
     
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    LiamO, Mar 9, 2020
  8. G4rdToonArmy

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    I'm surprised we haven't had any religious nuts in the media claiming this is the rapture and god's will yet!

    To be honest, not to bovvered about the old WuHuFlu.
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Mar 9, 2020
  9. Doc.

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    its the numbers ! the ratio might be the same, but the vast numbers is the issue .

    read ffs

    flu will still kill also
     
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    Doc., Mar 9, 2020
  10. haslam

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    About 15-20k per year in the UK and two thirds of a million worldwide.

    I've no idea if corona will be worse but it's worth noting people just don't seem bothered about the flu. I suspect some of it comes from the fact that many people say the have "the flu" when they have nothing of the sort so associate it with moderate coughs and colds.
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    This!

    Most people haven't got a clue what flu is. The number of times people phone in sick because they have 'the flu' and then 3 days later they are back at work because their coughing and sneezing is much better.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Mar 10, 2020
  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    I've always eaten pasta, used toilet paper and washed my hands. Even before it became trendy.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 10, 2020
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I've stocked up on pasta and tissues also. If I have to self isolate the pasta will keep my energy high for all the jerking off. And she can use the tissues to wipe it off.

    #truegent
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 10, 2020
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Well this thread has run its course.

    anyone wanna buy some bog roll?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 10, 2020
  15. JakartaToon

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    Just been out to the supermarket and maid asked me to buy some onions as the normal market doesnt have them. Thought I did well to find them and then saw that I had paid about 9quid for 6 onions.
    Apparently 90% of Indonesias onions come from China and there has been none coming in for the last few weeks.
    Anyone interested I am willing to swap bog roll for onions.
     
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  16. LiamO

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    I'm teaching English via WhatsApp video here in Istanbul. It's great. Got my cans and tabs close to hand! I love Corona. Silver lining in every dark cloud!<laugh>
     
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  17. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Chippy will swap, he’s always after a bargain. It will also stop your eyes from watering but I hate to think of the effect when you go to the toilet. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    mt overatocks right now are:

    cans
    Cheese
    Olives
    Black tattoo gloves
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 14, 2020
  19. GeordieHalfbreed

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    If your spelling is anything to go by, you’re rapidly turning an overstock of cans into a shortage.
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Mar 14, 2020
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What actually makes folk do this?

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 15, 2020
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