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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Roland Deschain, Jan 25, 2020.

  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Appreciate it, it's been very similar to a heavy cold.

    I'd say tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands.

    There's something about this virus they're not saying, for it to be this contagious. It has to be airborne, or be able to survive for very long periods on surfaces.
     
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    Hope all ok with you and yours mate.

    I was always envious watching them Filipo Berrio and Dolmio adverts years ago listening to them all banging on about how much better their lifestyle was over there. Not doing them any ****ing good now is it?

    Stay in the pink with ciggies and drink !!
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Aye the problem is you cannot display symptoms and then by time you do you've already passed it on. Surprised Cheltenham has just ploughed on but the expert advice seems to suggest stopping large gatherings of people like sporting events or music concerts will do little to arrest the spread. How is that? Surely being in close contact with that many people will increase it massively? They seem to suggest the vast majority are infected by loved ones or friends (obviously makes sense).

    Mind I won a fortune a Chelters yesterday so I'm happy they are sacrificing the oldies really <laugh> If anyone fancies a little flutter I really think Chosen Mate and Umbrigado are decent bets in the last two races. Saying that I've probably had all my luck so you'll only get burnt.
     
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  4. Libby

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    Is this happening or not chaps?
     
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  5. LiamO

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    I'm going to go bed tonight and dream my penis bigger. <laugh>
    More fecking chance of that working than this happening !!!<cheers>
    <laugh>
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    To be fair, that happens all the time, all over the world
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    To clarify, I don't mean guys all over the world are having dreams that make YOUR penis bigger!!
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    It’s just you then?
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I have no idea if I make his penis bigger. I am a canny looking guy though! :D
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

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    I see they still sell rose tinted glasses in your area then.
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Just as well they do. There was **** all else left on the shelves!!
     
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  12. Dr Van Helsing

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    you have to laugh... toon close to being the richest club in the world and a pandemic virus stops it going through..

    also villa survive impending relegation and newcastles 1st quarter final in 14 years is null and void.
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Welcome back Captain!
     
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  14. Dr Van Helsing

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    stay well troops... im working on a cure ... the androminans are behind all this, so it wont be easy
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    <laugh>
     
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    not for women
     
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    Jermaine Jenas saying if they do start again they should prioritise the league and just bin off all the cup competitions and internationals.

    The twat.
     
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  18. Dr Van Helsing

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    tbh i agree ..
     
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  19. GeordieHalfbreed

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    That Jenas is a twat?
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

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    Yes <cheers>
     
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