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Corona virus fun and games

Discussion in 'Watford' started by yorkshirehornet, Mar 14, 2020.

  1. andytoprankin

    andytoprankin Well-Known Member

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    Could you elaborate on this, yorkie? ;)
     
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  2. yorkshirehornet

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    <yikes>
     
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  3. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    In my news feed this morning...
    I hope this helps:eek:

    Dave Freeman
    11 March at 11:04 · Public
    Please stop sharing the disinformation that 5g is not tested. It IS tested. It WAS tested. It was developed back in Nazi Germany and solidified throughout the years.
    The GLOBAL GOVERNMENTS, every one of them, is aware and knows how harmful 5g is. They know. They've known. This is purposeful.
    5g is not for data. 4g, 3g, 2g is sufficient for internet streaming.
    5g is for robotics. AI. For targeting humans, animals and all sentient life.
    The predators create a complex labyrinth of lies and agendas but the truth is very fundamental and simple.
    5g is installed to kill. 6g and 7g and 8g is set for transhumanism and life on this planet (the plane of existence) not viable for sentient, organic life. It will be a synthetic world for the nonhumans to thrive within.
    Time to understand the truth and not lies upon us.

    ....

    Run for the hills folks!!
     
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  5. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Can you spot the panic buyer?

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  6. Bolton's Boots

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    No toilet paper left in the house, and none in the shops - so I spent this morning installing a bidet in the back garden...

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  7. yorkshirehornet

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    From the same FB friend :

    I saw a vid the other day that made sense. Why do we get colds and flu in winter? Because that's when our sinuses get way below body temperature with breathing in cold air. So if 5 times a day you heat the sinuses with a hair dryer and spray warm water into the nostrils, any viruses collapse before they can take hold.
    I then racked my brains for a hands-free version, and this is it:
    Put a dry tampax inside a condom and stick it up your nose. Then spray water as hot as you can bear into the tampax, let it expand, and leave it there till it cools.
    Hopefully you won't end up in A&E with a condom stuck in your nose, because it may be quite a while before you get seen.
    But never mind

    .<wizard>no comment..
    The same FB friend also says 5G is the cause of corona virus etc etc..<doh>
     
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  8. NZHorn

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    Trump is complaining that a Chinese virus with the name of a Mexican beer is attacking America despite banning Huawei and building a wall.
     
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  9. Bolton's Boots

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    This toilet roll shortage is getting seriously out of hand...

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  11. yorkshirehornet

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    I wanted to do some panic buying but I checked my account and I can only panic <yikes>
     
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  13. yorkshirehornet

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  14. Bolton's Boots

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    Have no idea if this is true or a joke, but...

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    Unfortunately there are not many punks about to buy this product.
     
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  16. Toby

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    Leo Varadkar, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, Pope Francis and Mary, a Ten year old Irish school girl were on a plane with just 4 parachutes. The plane was about to go down, and, as they were short one parcahcute they decided Leo should go first when he said, "I need to sort out the corona virus in Ireland, I need one". And off he went. Boris was next and said, "I'm the smartest man in England, I simply cannot die, I have to survive", and out he jumped with the parachute. Next was Trump and he said, "I need to make America great again and sort out this corona virus", so out he jumped. One parachute left, Pope Francis said, "little Mary, you take it. I have lived a good life, you are young, your whole life is ahead of you, take it". Mary replied... "it's OK Francis, there's two parachutes left, the smartest man in England took my schoolbag".
     
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  17. Toby

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    Yep it's true, wonder if it smells of beer <laugh>

    Punk IPA is a very nice beer if anyone hasn't tried it.
     
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  19. Bolton's Boots

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    A viable alternative - I used to use those when working in the bush for the Qld. Forestry Dept. Being away for 2-3 weeks at a time, carting toilet rolls around was somewhat impractical. Makes for one messy finger though...
     
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    Most of their Xmas offerings were good too - even the non-alcoholic ones. I do find them a bit pricey though, and get really annoyed when they suddenly dump one line and introduce others. One of their first beers was called The Physics - it was excellent, but they suddenly stopped brewing it without warning. Working in a school near their first brewery in Fraserburgh at the time, I went there to complain about it one lunchtime - they basically told me to bugger off...
     
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