Off Topic Coronavirus - 606 tales from the Inquiry

There’s a bit of Bob Ross on Netflix too.

Excellent viewing.

 

It looks like I'll be getting a laptop in.

How far do you take it? F*** it I'll jack the job in? People still need to get to work.

 

My Love thy Neighbour series is going to get a bashing.

 

knowing you, that’s not all that will be getting a bashing.

 

Best of luck with that Elfs. I hope your other half doesn't get too poorly. If she does get worse after a couple of days get her to A&E.
Take the isolation seriously, look after yourselves.

The company I work for employs about a dozen people, and none have yet begun to feel ill, or have any ill family members as far as I know.
If they do, they'll be told to go home. Our firm has a good boss. He'll look after their future with the company.

My old mum is still not poorly (well, not with Corona anyway). Keeping in touch with her.
I know we're all doing likewise for our folks.

Just heard the Government has banned eviction procedures being started, initially for 3 months.
That's a step in the right direction

 

12 minutes out of Victoria, my mate still cannot take his eyes off the woman, she is so young as well

 

Ffs, over them two pigs?!

 

Cheers mate, ditto your end.

 

The man was just so lovely and calming. Incredible to think he was a drill sergeant in the U.S Navy. A great loss at just 52.

 

The shelves in Sainsburys and Lidl in Bromley are as bare as our Moderator's head. In each case that is not good.

 

Even during these troubled times how could you stoop so low as to go in a Lidl?

 

Go to Sainsbury’s between 7-8am in the morning.

They are restricting sales to the over 70s.

 

Jaw dropping moment in our house when we heard that.

Bob Ross



Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

 

Very easily mate.

 

I'm free! And I'll be there, running low on tea and coffee. Some people must have a garage full of pasta and loo rolls.I've been asked to get loo rolls for a friend who has 3 kids and can't get any anywhere because of the selfish ba5tards.

 

I can't sleep.

The Minder boxset is coming out.

And the smokes.

God bless.

 

It is bumper to bumper getting in to Locksbottom, I'm envisaging MASSIVE queues for Sainsburys.

 

why are you going to Locksbottom- Lidl’s ?

 

It’s on ITV4 every afternoon. Some absolute classic episodes in the last week. The early series were gems.

 

I’m steering clear of Central London and any public transport for the foreseeable future.

Pay particular attention to folk that are coughing. The Coronavirus is spread by larger globules that require coughing rather than sneezing. If you have to use public transport, either wear gloves or avoid touching anything.