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Corona virus fun and games

Discussion in 'Watford' started by yorkshirehornet, Mar 14, 2020.

  1. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Your same FB friend has no doubt being watching this - although not on FB as, oddly, they won't allow anyone to post it.

     
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  2. Toby

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    Yea, that's the worst thing about small breweries, losing a great beer is hard to come to terms with...But they need to keep things fresh to compete.

    I do love all the new craft beers...
     
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    In the spirit of Scotland's greatest bard - it's written the same way as we speak up here...

    Ode tae a virus

    Twa months ago, we didna ken, yer name or ocht aboot ye
    But lots of things have changed since then,
    I really must salute ye

    Yer spreading rate is quite intense,
    yer feeding like a gannet
    Disruption caused, is so immense,
    ye’ve shaken oor wee planet.

    Corona used tae be a beer,
    they garnished it wae limes
    But noo it’s filled us awe wae fear
    These days, are scary times.

    Nae shakin hawns, or peckin lips, it’s whit they awe advise
    But scrub them weel, richt tae the tips,
    that’s how we’ll awe survive

    Just stay inside, the hoose, ye bide
    Nae sneakin oot for strolls
    Just check the lavvy every hoor
    And stock-take, your loo rolls

    Our holidays have bin pit aff
    Noo that’s the Jet2 patter
    Pit oan yer thermals, have a laugh and paddle ‘ doon the waater ‘

    Canary isles, no for a while
    Nae need for suntan cream
    And awe because o this wee bug
    We ken tae be..19

    The boredom surely will set in, but have a read, or doodle
    Or plan yer menu for the month wi 95 pot noodles.
    When these run oot, just look about,
    A change, it would be nice
    We’ve beans and pasta by the ton and twenty steen o rice.

    So dinny think yell wipe us oot
    Aye true, a few have died
    Bubonic, bird flu, and TB
    They came, they left, they tried.

    Ye might be gallus noo ma freen
    As ye jump fae cup tae cup
    But when we get oor vaccine
    Yer number will be up.

    Willie Sinclair.... March 2020
     
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  4. Toby

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    Oops
     
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    Follow the government's sneezing instructions and this is what happens...

     
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  6. yorkshirehornet

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    Yes!!
     
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    I heard that in Germany people are stocking up with sausage and cheese. One might call it preparing for the Würst Käse scenario.
     
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    Delighted to share my bloods!
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    I'm not surprised you are negative to COVID-19. Poor bugger didn't stand a chance.
     
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    Jesus f***** Christ. I can't wait for our Bestest Trade Deal in the Wurld <doh>
     
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  12. Bolton's Boots

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    Please can we try to keep political jibing out of at least one thread?
     
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    I was mocking Trump, did you even watch the video?

    This one also made me laugh, sorry if it offends Tory voters <ok>

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    yes i watched the video, but the comment underneath was, to me, a clear dig at brexit and the trade deals that need to be forged by the UK:emoticon-0148-yes:


    I too laughed at this particular image, thanks for sharing again:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Only Tory supporters under 5 years old.
     
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    I was mocking the way Trump speaks. He man is clearly an idiot and nothing he says carries any weight. I'm not bringing up Brexit on here, even though there's plenty to talk/think about.
     
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    Trump remains favourite for re-election.
     
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  19. yorkshirehornet

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    Off topic
     
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