What day of the week is it thread

The farmer who brings our straw got stopped by the police and sent back because the silly bugger didn't have his attestation. Amanda had to go and sort it out. Meanwhile we (family) were quite happy soaking up the sun in our courtyard, drinking tea

That reminds me, we only have about 500 bags of Tetleys left, Might have to cut down on the tea for a while

 

Another sunny dung day tomorrow. How was your crap day today Guy?

 

Probably same **** different day

 

Did some gardening yesterday mowing mainly four gardens kept me busy I only have one kidney having had the other removed 11 years ago after it stopped working but I don't think I fall into the high risk group so only semi isolating the gardens I maintain are for high risk groups mainly in their 80s two are 90 this year one being my mother also the mother-in-law who is 87 with parkinsons but they still all need their gardens kept tidy

 

Some good news in these worrying times is that Pilton Festival (It's 7 miles from Glastonbury so shouldn't be called that ) has been cancelled I live 6 miles away and it's a right pain in the ar*e for us locals in Wells,Glastonbury and much of Somerset and nowadays it's just Top Of The Pops in a field unlike the good ol' days when it had proper bands with a crowd limit of 20,000.

 

Very admirable Guy

 

When the Supermarkets run out of meat you might regret losing that kidney so early Guy.....................they are great on toast.

 

What do you mean Greeny when they run out of meat, I hope the dustman keep working because in a couple of weeks when the food goes rotten there will be where it will end up

 

Just seen on the news some company that makes gin is now making hand sanitizer, I hope they don't do that with rum I don't think itl taste good with coke

 

Yes Brewdog are making it's called Punk Sanitiser after their famous beer

 

Now it has been extended to the 30th April, to me personally the best idea is finish this season when ever, then maybe cancel next season at least everybody will know where they stand, even 30th April is only 6 weeks away, I accept you could end up finishing this season in September or October & have maybe 11 months without football. At least there won't be all this rubbish about teams getting promoted & relegated & play offs

 

Apparently all games will be played out.

 

Yes but when you think we have not played since the 29th February & the WWFC website has our game as 44days away at Accrington for us that is virtually a whole closed season. They are going to need a lot of training before it kicks off again. That is why I said finish this season then look at what happens after that.

 

A statement read: "The FA’s Rules and Regulations state that 'the season shall terminate not later than the 1 June' and 'each competition shall, within the limit laid down by The FA, determine the length of its own playing season'.

"However, our Board has agreed for this limit to be extended indefinitely for the 2019-20 season in relation to professional football."

 

Apparently brewdog are making hand sanitiser I thought they have been making it for years as you can't drink either

 

It is an acquired taste that's why its made in Scotland

 

Funny old thing I used to cough to discuise a fart but now I fart to discuise a cough

 

Hope you are all well and enjoying social isolation stock up on the alcohol boys

 

I got sent that in a text yesterday, that's my sense of humour

 

I'm putting a new sign up in my car window toilet rolls for sale slightly soiled £1 a pack but will take nearest offer