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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by AmalCarb, Jan 24, 2020.

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  1. highpeak tiger

    highpeak tiger Well-Known Member

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    How many puppies to wipe your arse?
     
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  2. Plum

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    You've been stock-piling then...:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  3. City Man

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    I pity anyone who lives in the constituency of this embarrassment of an MP.

    He shames our city.
     
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  4. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Hope someone is planning to support the Flat Cap and Whippet industries.<doh>
     
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  5. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Anyone on here posh enough to have a bidet? I can see a business opportunity here for some. Just like taking the car to the carwash on a Sunday morning.

    "Won't be long love, just taking me arse for a wash".:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  6. Ernie Shackleton

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    We have a bidet.


    Use it to keep the next roll of bogroll in, the next tube of toothpaste, the next pack of razorblades etc.

    It's very handy when you run out of the required article mid-****, mid-brush, mid-shave etc.
     
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  7. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Very risky strategy that Ernie keeping all those products together. Believe me brushing your teeth with Anusol is not pleasant.:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  8. The Omega Man

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    We have a wet room, it makes a bidet obsolete. You just have to check the back of your legs before drying.
     
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  9. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Isn't that just like ****ting in the shower?
     
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  10. tigerscanada

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    Our bidet has a mini icemaker attached to it. Makes it handy to store the champers, white vino and lager when we entertain guests in the sauna.
     
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  11. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Do you make Swedish-style porno films in your bog TC?
     
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  12. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    A couple of Shih Tzu I'd have thought ?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    No...the sauna.
    I am curious (yellow & blue) :emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  14. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    I can't imagine shoving toothpaste up your arse is either...
     
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  15. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Makes your farts smell like spearmint.
     
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  16. tigerscanada

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    As opposed to making your dentures shrink so they don't fit ?
     
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  17. Ron Burguvdy

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  18. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    I was well kitted out today before going out on the bike.
     
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  19. TIGERSCAVE

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    who's in a rush to get to bloody Birmingham anyway....,
     
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  20. DMD

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    Aye, but I don't mind getting out of there and London as quickly as possible. <ok>
     
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