Off Topic Coronavirus - 606 tales from the Inquiry

Keep your hair on.

Hangovers are a result of a cracking beer.

 

Hangovers are a result of not knowing when to stop drinking a cracking beer

 

This is true, you boring bugger.

 

The knowing when to stop drinking stage is when you pass out

 

Hopefully good news about helping Coronavirus patients to breathe...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-52087002

Well done Mercedes Formula 1 innovation turned to the best possible use.


This is a welcome story too;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52086284

There is far too much rubbish out there on the net regarding Coronavirus.
Some of the myths are utterly laughable, but millions still believe in them.

 

Dorks of the Day ... Monday 30th March

Panic buyers and stockpilers are now throwing away huge amounts of food because it has passed its sell-by date.
Much of it dumped un-opened.
These morons should be reported to the authorities.

Apparently there has also been a rise in abuse directed at rubbish collectors. Why?

Bin men are performing a vital, quite nasty and sometimes dangerous job.
They are important key workers and they should be thanked, not abused.
Would people prefer to have to take their own rubbish to waste disposal sites (some of which are closing) or have to fly-tip it?

 

How’s the Prosecco princess this morning?

 

7.40 and depressed at the day ahead

No hangover though.

 

I am concerned at the death toll figures(we all are, of course). 1,250 was mentioned yesterday but how many of those had underlying problems and coronavirus is easy to tag on?

 

Get yourself a dog ,at least one walk a day would do you good - likewise no hangover

 

I'd be frightened they thought I was a bone.

 

From your picture I think you’d be mistaken for a meatball rather than a bone

 

Dominic Cummings self isolating now... is this a good thing?

 

This shouldn't be as big a story as it is.

 

Just seen official orders for the following companies to make ventilators

Vauxhall and Airbus - 20,000
Rolls Royce - 14,000
Dyson - 12,000
Jaguar Land Rover - 10,000
Aston Martin - 8,000
Bentley - 6,000

Seems they are expecting a tsunami of cases in coming weeks

 

Glad to see those orders.

Maybe the Government is anticipating some of those suppliers will be unable to meet their deadlines.
Those ventilators may save lives in other countries too once we have no more need of them.

Wartime production Great to see it.

 

Reports from around the globe are that all countries are doing likewise.
I fear those numbers are what they think will be the minimum requirement!!!!

 

Whitehall now ..

 

People run when they see you coming.