Elf’s self indulgent banter thread * (ignore if you are one of the 99% who dislike Elf’s)

Id go a lot further in Gelan’s case.

 

He’s got to behave if he’s going for the world record without getting a ban

 

Nope, I woke up in the middle of the night to go and have a slash.

 

Gelan has posted that he's a woman

 

I guess you're in charge for the next few months Elfs

I look forward to your daily press conference...

 

I blame Kenneth

 

Has baldy thrown his toys out the pram again?

He's getting worse than his role model Ivor

 

Too much time drinking together.

 

Yep, discussing how to run message boards over a few Shandy's.

 

Not productive meetings.

Have you had a nice weekend Mr Spanner?

 

Popped into Wilko earlier, preparing for my hols.

 

I assume you're going abroad after all Elfs?
Holidays within the UK are a lockdown no-no.

Or is this going to be a "home" holiday?

 

I'll be getting the hammock out soon mate.

 

Mr Lardiman, ANOTHER request for you to step into the Assistant's role, after ANOTHER sulk by Mr ban Gerwen.

When the child does resurface perhaps he can explain why to the remaining 5.4 members.