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    Two guys waiting together in the queue at B&Q

    The guy in front of them has 15 litres of exterior masonry house paint and a 2 inch brush.

    One guy turns to the other and says incredulously "15 litres of exterior masonry paint and a two inch brush??

    That's gonna take that contagious".
     
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    Holiday snap after self-isolation has ended:

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    We've been in lockdown for 11 days now and it's heartbreaking watching the wife staring through the window every day with tears in her eyes.

    I could let her back in but rules are rules.
     
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