Coronavirus

Shes not that funny

 

Wouldve been a 5 but for the special effects.

 

Getting my nhs lanyard today.

£30

 

Why are you doing this to me, Windy?

 

Someone’s getting a blowjob tonight!

Remember to make yourself scarce, yeah.

 

****er

 

I hear there is profiteering on hand sanitiser for NHS purchasing. Why can't the government introduce legislation that makes this illegal and that it must only be sold at the cost it takes to make it!?

 

In these circumstances I am jealous of the countries like China who can simply take the sanitizer as they see fit, for government use. The sad thing is, in our western democracies we must rely on either goodwill or greed to encourage companies to aid the state, while in Saudi Arabia or China, the government can simply order it be done.

 

Surely if our government can install laws on its people that makes a democracy locked down, then surely the government can requisition these production lines.

 

I'm sure it can be done. Let's just hope Boris doesn't go all Viktor Orban on us and declares a permanent state of emergency.

 

I prefered Heath Ledger's dialogue in Batman. Was more flamboyant and less wordy

 

Jeez that's a big acceleration in the death toll !.

 

Don’t worry about it though because the share of the world’s population to have died today is quite low so no biggie.

 

According to this thread we shouldn't concern ourselves with the death toll as it's not high enough to merit concern.

I should specify - some people in this thread.

 

I was shocked by that number today. I was only thinking yesterday it's doubling every three days, so I expected a high number by the weekend, but it's come a few days earlier and well above what I would have predicted. It was refreshing to look at our figures compared to Italy and Spain, but now it's only a matter of time before we equal their daily numbers, which is concerning we could be topping 800 by the weekend.

 

Wimbledon cancelled for this year.

 

France have had similarly large numbers, I was shocked to see they're still producing casualties larger than the UK's daily despite being in lockdown for longer than than most.

To be a little optimistic I believe the NHS, even is underfunded before this crisis, is still one of Europe's better national healthcare services. I'm still under the belief that the UK, France and Germany will not see this spiraling out of control like it has done in Italy and Spain.

 

oh **** ... no upskirts of eugeine

 

Some good news finally.

@luvgonzo

 

just the PL left really