Had a call from my Mum yesterday asking me to pick her up some bits from the shop next time I go (knowing full well I'd get it today). Bought the stuff and went to drop it off - knocked on the door - no answer. Have a key, but door was bolted from the inside - she never usually does this but in uncertain times I thought she might have started to. So I open her side gate and walk round the back. Look through her patio windows, and my Mum is sparko on her sofa, yesterday's newspaper scattered around her and she looks lifeless. There's a window half open, so I reach in, open it further and climb through. Obviously I'm panicking, and as I get to within a couple of feet from her, she opened her eyes, big grin on her face, and she shouts out "April fools" Scared the ****e out of me