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The #LUFC Breakfast Debate (Wednesday 1st April)

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Apr 1, 2020.

  1. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Never! I'd never have guessed ....... if I was asleep. :)
     
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  2. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't want to spoil your fun elland.

    Now, what else would you like to confess to ?
     
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  3. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    Had a call from my Mum yesterday asking me to pick her up some bits from the shop next time I go (knowing full well I'd get it today).
    Bought the stuff and went to drop it off - knocked on the door - no answer.
    Have a key, but door was bolted from the inside - she never usually does this but in uncertain times I thought she might have started to.
    So I open her side gate and walk round the back. Look through her patio windows, and my Mum is sparko on her sofa, yesterday's newspaper scattered around her and she looks lifeless.
    There's a window half open, so I reach in, open it further and climb through.
    Obviously I'm panicking, and as I get to within a couple of feet from her, she opened her eyes, big grin on her face, and she shouts out "April fools"

    Scared the ****e out of me <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  4. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Should have thrown a bucket of water on her <laugh>
     
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  5. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    I was very tempted.

    Then she moaned that I knocked her vase over when climbing through the window <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  6. Irishshako

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    <laugh> Different sense of humour down South:grin:
     
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  7. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully some sort of chinese vase
     
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  8. Gessa

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    Cherish her, that's exactly the type of thing my old girl would do, got to love them.
     
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  9. Irishshako

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    16 cans and two bottles of wine, I felt bad for a second, but I believe in equality:grin:
     
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