Who Cracks First?

Anyone ssen the dancing street thats g9ne viral.

Kill. Me. now

 

Just a treadmill in the garage. Cheaper than being a member of a gym.

 

Ironic that comment, innit?

 

Love the first minute of that song, before he breaks out into full vocal, purely because it teases the brain with the intro, as an unknown artist with an ELO backing group and the first line of a verse by James Taylor, but not the one sung by him.....


Something in the way she moves.

 

Not really.

You haven’t seen me lately, eh, Stan?

 

Post it up, mate.

Let’s all enjoy the fun.

 

Is that what I meant?

Even if I did, the gut tray pic wasn’t that long ago.

 

It was on this morning, whole street of inbred village bumpkins swingin their arms about like absolute ****s.

**** like that makes me sick

 

Stan and Kippy getting personal here wives are out, it’s only a matter of time before the argument levels up and one of them lines up a kill shot.

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I haven’t mentioned his wife bruv. Don’t know why he randomly mentioned mine. Maybe he’s cracking. Again.

 

Haig never got a kill shot in his life.

 

Well ‘inferred’... don’t split hairs Stan, stay on track ffs, lets get this party started...

 

He’s shot himself in the head a few times after slipping in a puddle of his own ****, if that counts?

 

He goes in for the kill and ends up calling the cops.

 

Yeah they should be cooped up, in front of a screen, periodically rolling blunts and **** posting.

The ****s!

 

Sorry i didnt realise you was there.

 

I was the one with the 15 fingers and webbed toes

 

@Red Hadron Collider will meltdown soon

can feel it

 

whats happened?

 

Why, is the Cheese still closed?