Who Cracks First?

I'm gonna guess it's the old timer version of a wkd.

 

I'm with you bud.

Just to take some heat off you.

Me and my lifelong best bud...I worry about him everyday, as he is a senior paramedic...Hope all i don't have left is memories.

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Same, some fizzy ****.

 

Its **** beef, I know Tobes could get grimey but Fosse aint got it in him cos hes a countey bumpkin kinda lad, no offence to country bumpkin lads out there. so there's no point in it for me at least.

 

No idea mate. Well before my time.

 

Oh fook off Fosse, you're always pontificating on here, generally about women. Like you are some gods gift to women, when to me it comes across as though that you have a general disregard for the female sex in the virtual world. That's what bothers me the most, where do you draw the line, you're like a Chaos Light. The problem is when you get called out for it you go all humpty dumpty, and find something to attack people with that you have a general dislike for.

 

Like I need the advice of someone who needs rohypnol to have any chance of a shag, you sad sack of pompous pus

 

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa brrrrraaaaaaavvvvvv **** just got real @FosseFilberto

 

Bleat, bleat, bleat ... the irony

 

this is getting real bitchy

 

Has to be done

 

Was just about to go bed. Might roll a spliff instead.

 

And theres me saying fosse cant get dirty, well **** me sideways lol

 

Ban hammer out soon I reckon.

 

I’m a very happily married man, and she definitely prefers a nice champagne.

 

This is some real PG ****, I made some **** have a stroke on this site ffs, up your ****in game lads, please.

 

Mine's an ex-England under 19 hooker and a real rough diamond... he'd piss himself laughing at the internet warriors Dick & Dumb and squeeze all their spots at once with one of his enormous paws

 

#meltdown

I think we have a wiener

 

and because i pull you up on your degrading view of women, you become lost for words. I've not insulted you at all, I'm calling you out for what you are. Your dick thinks before your brain, even though you're in your 60's. Grow old gracefully fella, it's fooking embarassing.

 

troubles coming your way now, I have learnt - do not poke brb when he's yelling at someone.