Who Cracks First?

I was looking forward to a cataplana made with fresh seafood stock at one of my fave restaurants in Vilamoura but I don’t think we’ll be getting there in July. Shame.

 

You're a little obsessed with getting private info, personal pictures and the like I've noticed.

Have you ever wondered if you're a bit of a werido?

 

You’ll be claiming meltdown next Tel. That’s what the edgy ladz do when it hasn’t gone as planned.

 

Last year, first night we arrived I went straight for a 9 course fish meal... it was incredible. Only one I didn’t like was Mackerel. Rest was lush though with them spicy potato things.

 

Was that at the Greek place then?

 

I’ll call you in a bit to discuss.

 

You mean like you did last night? ffs Stan.

 

I love mackerel, Mrs can’t stand it though, so I only ever get to eat it out.

 

You ever tried Gigi’s? It’s my favourite restaurant.

He defo uses fresh ingredients.

 

I’m not one of the ladz Tel. I don’t spend enough money on shoes or energy supplements.

 

Yeah I can eat it smoked... I won’t say it’s disgusting though just in case Stan kicks off and starts saying I’ve been eating fish fingers my whole life out of a carrier bag in Wythenshawe.

 

No.

 

@Libby

 

Don’t shoot the messenger!

Anyway, Taffs aren’t a race.

I know which buttons to push, mate.

It’s so easy.

 

You should go, thank me after.

 

#fail

 

Stan do you not like hip hop music bro?

 

No thanks. We prefer it by the beach and around the marina. Looks like it’s a bit inland in the swagger area.

 

I like some hip hop. I don’t like the **** my son listens to.

 

Yeah, Dimitris... horrible.