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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Sooperhoop, Feb 8, 2020.

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  1. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

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    The twats never even came out about my van. Just gave me a crime number!
     
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  2. CroydonCaptainJack

    CroydonCaptainJack Well-Known Member

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    Handjob.

    Hilarious
    Is the joke thread still going on here?
     
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    CroydonCaptainJack, Apr 5, 2020
  3. StortfordQPR

    StortfordQPR Well-Known Member

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    Another couple of month and it'll be snowing again
     
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  4. Staines R's

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    I could do with 5g at the moment :(
     
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  5. StortfordQPR

    StortfordQPR Well-Known Member

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    5g of coke?
     
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    StortfordQPR, Apr 5, 2020
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  6. Steelmonkey

    Steelmonkey Well-Known Member

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    Mate, I'm not kidding you, there's still some snow on the hills out the back.....

    20200405_192954.jpg
     
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    Steelmonkey, Apr 5, 2020
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    Staines R's Well-Known Member

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    Oh yes..........(and it was a joke) :)
     
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  8. Steelmonkey

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    Mate, tell me about it. If you didn't need that for your insurance claim they wouldn't even have bothered with the paperwork.
     
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    Steelmonkey, Apr 5, 2020
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  9. Steelmonkey

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    This guys got his PPE on.....


     
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  10. Uber_Hoop

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    I've been quiet because I've been working solidly since 10:30AM trying to ensure I have a job in the near future, Stanley.

    Just coz I make a comment about soshul meeja dun meen that's all I mown abaht.

    I'm now gonna find someone to rub up against.
     
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  11. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    They can't be arsed these days, not a real 'crime'. Sit on a bench in the park and it'll 'Hello, hello'...
     
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    Sooperhoop, Apr 5, 2020
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  12. StortfordQPR

    StortfordQPR Well-Known Member

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    I saw plenty on the hills just south of Aberdeen and in the Borders when I was driving back home last Saturday
     
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    StortfordQPR, Apr 5, 2020
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    It’s what his ministerial colleagues call him, apparently.
     
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  14. CroydonCaptainJack

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    What a funny bunch they must be
     
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    Three people (presumably from the same household) in a park, sitting on the grass, no one else in sight. What's wrong with that?
     
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    Stroller, Apr 5, 2020
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    I just spent 20 mins on the phone talking to my lad and telling him he is an enemy of the people and a strong arm of the fascist state.
    He told me to **** off being so stupid and to stay at home.......I think I won that argument.
     
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    Piers says they’re traitors.
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Apr 5, 2020
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    Well we know Piers is a ****, but many people will agree with him. This was a news item and the people in question were moved on by mounted police officers. The world has gone ****ing mad.
     
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    Stroller, Apr 5, 2020
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    DBFB45FC-B8BB-4092-8CBA-D697560E120D.jpeg
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Apr 5, 2020
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    They should be fined, imprisoned and made to work in an ICU with only bread and water.......traitorous bastards !
     
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