Reminds me of a true story from a time I was waiting for a flight from Luton Airport. A horrible kid, of around 7, was on the back to back seat behind me and kept banging it against mine. Then he started pestering me with idiotic questions but I knew his equally horrible parents would kick off if I asked them to shut him up. So I folded my paper, turned round, smiled and said, "Excuse me, is it OK if I play with your little boy?" It must've taken all of 15 seconds for them to pack up their crisps, drinks and scurry off ... ... result
Although I found it funny I have had a post reported before. Left it for 20 mins and thought bugger I may have upset somebody hence I deleted it.
Staff at St Thomas' have reported Boris Johnson is looking bloated, sweaty, generally disheveled and talking incoherently. A Spokesperson said.. "It's encouraging to see him look like his old self again."
Haha we only realised that the Rana pasta is supposed to be refrigerated, when I opened the cupboard door the bag was like a zeppelin and you have to look underneath in a fold to find the way to store it anyway still tasted canny