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Boris in intensive care

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 6, 2020.

  1. Delusional Full Stop

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    Hope you and your fam remain safe. We’ll need to get together for a drink once this is over. Take care.
     
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    Cheers mate, we'll have to that drink sooner rather than later.
    I've finally had enough of watching utter garbage and haven't renewed for next season, if there is one.
    Steve Bruce et al have finally beaten me.
     
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  3. Geordieginola

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    Seriously sorry for your situation and loss and well basically everything. Although your having a rough time and **** me it sounds like you are I cannot really understand what your going through as I’ve not had anyone I know get poorly.

    So proper respect to you man.

    However do you blame Boris..... is it really his sole decision or is it the governments. Look please do not think I am being clever or the devils advocate here but he’s just a man who is probably struggling to comprehend the sheer **** storm that is being thrown at him. He’s being advised daily and has made decisions accordingly.

    Now he is personally going through what you are on a personal level and I am sur she is looking at himself thinking he should have done things different.

    My personal opinion is the government ****ed up. He is just the face and now he is paying for it.

    I wish you and your family all the best mate and hope everyone. Everyone is here to see the toon score than goal that finally wins us a trophy. God forbid right now I would swap that for shola to pull
    On a jersey and score a goal against the 6 fingered.

    peace! X
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

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    How far can the coronavirus spread?

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    This from one cough.

    Will people now put their hand over their mouth when coughing and make sure that their kids do as well.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Groot’s round :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

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    You’re fat too...oh, I see what you mean...TBH I don’t think “it’s okay lads, it’s my round” is in your vocabulary.
     
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  7. JakartaToon

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    From the colour that looks more like one of Chippy's farts - the dirty bastard.

    Anyway here they have passed a regulation that we all have to wear masks outside now. 3 week prison sentence if you are caught not wearing it.

    I have chosen this one:
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    Boris is risen.

    He’s out of ICU.

    our leader is back.
     
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    Let's hope he's learned not to treat visits to the hospital as a photo op.
     
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    The king is back; long may he reign.
     
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    Keep safe <ok> It was 43 years ago this week that The Clash released their debut album (and what an album!). Thanks to you I know every track from it :cheesy: Meanwhile ex-Leeds and England centre half Norman Hunter is in hospital with the virus. Let's hope he is OK. Did you know he was born in Eighton Banks, supported us as a lad and said he would have crawled the five miles to St James on his hands and knees to have played for us. Another one who slipped through the net.
     
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  12. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    Likewise, keep safe you young whippersnapper <ok>
    Norman Hunter still has family up Eighton Banks, we were having a drink with one his relations a few months back.
    43 years for the Clash and their best. One thing that will always bug me, was the day they played an impromptu acoustic session at the Station down Gateshead, on the way to a gig at Sunderland. Only word of mouth what was happening and by then it was too late. Look for the Clash busking tour on you tube.
     
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    I thought he was a pretty good centre back. Yes he could be a bit "agricultural" at times but he served both Leeds and England well.

    Its not very nice to knock him when he is ill.
     
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    its not very nice waving £20 notes at the homeless either.. hes a ****
     
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    There is absolutely no evidence of Norman Hunter ever doing that.
     
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