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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Love the groveling after he got done <laugh>

    ****in' KGB are coming for him now.
     
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    FOLLOW

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  3. JakartaToon

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    Just watched a segment on BBC World about drug gangs in Capetown who have put their differences aside and are using their distribution networks to distribute food parcels in the townships.

    @Suckmyklopp - Your Country Needs You!
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Are things really that bad?
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    He could make use of that shopping trolley he found in his garden.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I think he's already got plans for that as a pram mate.

    <laugh>
     
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    Provincial administrations here have now been given authority to set containment rules that they think are appropriate so expecting Jakarta to get a lot stricter now.

    Complex I live on has already made it compulsory to wear masks outside, doing temperature checks on all incoming non-residents. Most importantly they have issued one of the complex admin committee with a police siren/light and megaphone so he can drive around at regular intervals and shout at anybody who is not practicing social distancing. He almost gave my 84 year old mother-in-law a heart attack this morning as I wheeled here round for her daily dose of Vitamin D - not sure whether that would count as a Covid-19 related death.

    Apparently there are a few cases in houses on the road outside the complex now.

    Just for clarification:
    1. This is a complex and not a gated community (although it does have a barrier)
    2. There are a number of foreigners living there - including me

    Hopefully that will save me from the NSIS treatment (although I do have a swimming pool).
     
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    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Perks to working from home...

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    I’ve never understood why people think the top one is hot. Holly, definitely yes. Loved a bit of Colombian back in the day. Allegedly.
     
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    Not a clap for Boris in my area...... Not seen much on mainstream either
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Whereas Holly does nothing for me. I’m sure she’s a nice girl and all that, but there’s the problem. Too nice, too bland, bet she just lies there and makes you do all the work
     
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    Not when she’s off her tits on coke. Allegedly.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    ****ing hell, I do!

    That is uber milf, couple of pink gins and she'd be sucking you off for hours.

    Holly is a deffo wid too, no question.
     
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    The top one isn't really that good looking but she'd **** you up.
     
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    Jimmy Greaves admitted to hospital with 'unspecified' illness ... he's 80 and had a stroke a few years back ... if it's the virus, he's up against it.<rose>
     
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    1 - 0 to Holly
     
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  20. aberdude

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    He's done great getting to this point..... Thought he died years ago tbh
     
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