According to Transfermarkt over 2billion Euros has been wiped off the value of premier League squads by the Coronavirus Pandemic. Attached are the values for our squad. Looks like they have just knocked about 20% off all player values with the exception of Joelinton. He has actually gone up in value, presumably as, with the break, people will have forgotten how **** he was. Based on this our squad has lost 50million in value so presumably the Saudis, will come back with a new offer of 290million. Values are shown below:
Poor James Sterry only worth £68k, I might buy him as a sex slave. Lol at Joelinton, a £22m fall in value in 6 months must be some kind of record. Although I'd dispute he's worth anything like £18m, so it's probably even lower.
He might not be able to read but he can count the number of times that has been said to him...allegedly