Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

The problem is, she never really stood up for herself and realised that he was a terrible prick and did anything about it, whether killing him or leaving him. She only did what she did out of self-defence and because she was desperate, so she'll still probably still defend him and think she's in the wrong. I mean legally she is but morally that mofo deserved it.

 

Whilst in real life I have a horror of guns, I do have that Hollywood romanticised interest of anything a bit out of the ordinary. So when the film Quigley Down Under pops up on any available website I tend to be on it. A major feature of the story is a Sharps long distance rifle, which has been modified to shoot even further and accurately: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharps_rifle

 

That's quite a while for him, well during the lockdown at least. Hopefully he's just taking a break.

 

I can’t find him anywhere, what’s the exact spelling of his name?

 

@----HistoryRepeating----

 

Thanks, I forgot the dashes!

 

He ****ed up and let on a while back that it was done so he couldn't be tagged

 

Interestingly, when I try and type four dashes on my iPad it comes out as —— one long line!

 

Is it a bit early for the silly season?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...qzrq2eKnjsue-U7n0L3wvsDPKU#Echobox=1588494637

 

And also with you

 

Anyone elses wifi being really slow etc the last few days. Starting to full on piss me off.

 

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry. She told him:
“Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

Liverpool FC once tried to get Yul Brynner to sponsor their aftershave, but Yul never wore Cologne.

 

Can you take skin from someone’s buttock and graft it on someone else?
Arse skin for a friend.

 

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.