Coronavirus

@that last bit. It's astro ffs!

 

Airports in uk are already bringing in use of masks and gloves as compulsory for all travellers and employees.

 

Me in the pond in Greenwich Park on Wednesday

 

If it’s safe for you to go into work then get yourself away, try and use your car or walk, use public transport as a last resort.

You can now leave the house for longer than an hour and drive to your destination if necessary. Continue to only go out with members of your household.

Continue to observe the safe distance rule at all times.

Providing we keep the R rate down we’ll be looking to phase return school kids and opening up of small businesses in June.

Hospitality and leisure will look to open in July.

I’m a thick **** compared to most on here and it seemed easy enough to follow, for me.

 

So just so there is no confusion in my little brain, let me get this right...

I can go to a supermarket
I can go to B&Q
I can exercise as much as i like
I can go to work
I can go out in my car
I can catch a bus or train if I have to
I can cycle
I can go to the park
and I will meet hundreds of people to do all that

but....oh yes, there's a but...

For some reason I can't see family at another household.....right

Yup that makes absolute perfect sense...to a fooking kangaroo...I don't know why i chose that animal, I just did.

Hey Skippy come hear this...

 

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When were we NOT allowed to leave the house for longer than an hour?

 

That’s it, you do follow

 

The advice was we were allowed to leave the house for an hours exercise, each day. Obviously a trip to the shop once every one or two weeks if and when required.

 

#thatwentwell

 

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Lunacy ... I would have to catch a train into St Pancras that will never be able to cope with the recommended social distancing given the cuts in capacity ... whilst I might be OK, the missus is vulnerable due to having her spleen removed .. so do I play Russian Roulette with her life every day? ... or just tell Boris to stop being a twat, take a look at the increased rates in South Korea and Germany from easing restrictions (both who have handled the ****storm way better than our bunch of bumbling buffoons) and to get in to line with rest of the UK that has far more impressive stats on the whole than the poor ****ers in England ...

 

Sounds like Bojo has got a new advisor ...

 

That was before the Rs rate became a concept ... unfortunately for the country the prime Rs is making decisions and is backed by a bunch of complete Rs's

 

We were told that people shouldn't drive because accidents put pressure on emergency services. But now it's fine to drive however much you want for work and exercise? So long as you don't drive to see your friends and family?

#sortyourstoryout

 

I thought you would have give Scotland’s impressive care home stats a mention...

 

It doesn’t need sorted out, you clearly understand and just enjoy crying about the Tories

 

Nope, he really doesn't understand.