Is anyone else sick of shaving ...

I started growing a beard and the weirdest thing, its coming in white ( like santa ) with one large and noticeable dark brown patch on the right side of my jaw....WTF is going on there?

 

Your dog wipes it’s arse on your face when you’re asleep. Obvious really.

 

I can't get away from this vision of someone using one hand to shave with and one hand to piss with.
Talented multi tasker indeed!

 

I don’t mind shaving, I use a 100% badger hair brush and Geo F Trumper soap(soon to be changed for a paste in a bowl lather) and a double edged safety razor.
But I hate cleaning my teeth I do it 3 times a day and it bores the tits out of me. It’s a chore but I’ve got a full set of railings and I haven’t been to the dentist since I was 19 nearly 33 year ago, so I must be doing something right.

 

Thanks for this Krankie, As I don't have a dog, I will be asking some searching questions of the current Mrs Flanders later today

 

That doesn't sound good mate, I'd check it out if I were you ...

 

I thought part of being a gentleman, is to do the 3 Ss daily?

 

****, shave and a shuffle

 

Is it the lavvy bit you can't be arsed with

 

Slightly digressing but once whilst waiting to get served in the canteen one of the women who was serving was only wearing a vest on her top half had quite protruding armpit hair. Didnt look nice at all but then a voice from behind shouted "Sue, put a top on it looks like you have got Don King in a headlock there" Gave me a hearty chuckle.

 

Burgh I wouldnt have got any bait there mind...

Surely have a bit self respect or at least cover up.

 

I fancy a cigar

 

Throw the fact in that my work's been about 3x busier than ever and I'll totally agree with you

Bust my ass all day, pubs are shut, I have my alcohol choices substituted on click'n'collect by supermarkets, haven't been able to go fishing, I drive past furloughed cyclists at any point of a sunny day who look like they're having fun... I could go on!