Coronavirus

Cummings should have done a Kate and Gerry and ****ed off without the autistic kid. He would have had a sympathetic media and an empathetic public

 

Peston just ripped Boris apart. Why did Cummings need to test his eyesight when his wife was well enough to drive back or Downing Street send a car to bring him back?

Boris "errrrm... aahhhh... phwah phwah"

 

Boris is so bad at this it's fcking amazing

 

Yes, she can.

 

The 2 fellas who were named as suspects gave one of the funniest "it wasn'i us guv" interviews in the history of the modern world .

 

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He’s used to a very compliant media.

“Fist pump, fist pump, 5 syllable word, faff faff harumph” has always been enough to get him out of trouble in the past.

 

It would be hard to imagine two guys who looked less like they’d want to spend their free time visiting a Medeaval cathedral.

 

He turned purple and looked completely lost after 3 questions grilling him on the inconsistencies of Cummings "story".
In the end he just resorted to answering everything with "we must all stay alert, control the virus, protect the nhs" which was even more absurd given the questions were about how everyone else was doing so whilst Cummings was doing whatever he wanted

It was an awful performance by a PM, he genuinely looked flustered and lost for answers. Underneath he must be seething at old Dom.

 

The bloke relies on bluster and guff with the odd latin word thrown in for good measure

Incredible that some people fall for that ****.

 

If he was, I'd have some hope that he might have a moral backbone.

But I'm afraid that this ****, along with his slimy sidekick views the public as plebs. They honestly believe that the rules don't apply to them and see everybody else as being beneath them.

 

Had breakfast today

first time in a month

 

I wasn't thinking for moral reasons. More like being skewered by journos live in front of the whole nation and looking like an imbecile.

 

was it any good ?

 

Well considering it was the end of the world 24 hours ago, if this is what it’s been reduced to we’re good to crack on.

What you been up to this bank holiday weekend mate?

 

I get about 150 out of a full tank these days.

 

3 eggs, beans,2x toast, 2 hash brown

salt n pepper

Cup of Tea, 2 sugars

 

I get 18mpg bro, he cares much more than I do evidently.

 

Why no brekky yesterday? I imagined you would've got through half a cow by midday yesterday.

 

Been in the garden mostly, laid on a lounger next to the pool. You?