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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    And that they live on opposite poles of course...:grin:
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Snap
     
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    23 years this weekend for Mrs No7 & Me.

    How did I pull that off!
     
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    there was nobody else left for her to choose?
    :)
     
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    Congratulations
     
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  7. saintrichie123

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    It was wearing a false nose and glasses, and had a suspicious accent...
     
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  9. saintrichie123

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    I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

    It sure that must be a record.
     
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    Did you hear about a entire city going missing up north???

    Police are looking for Leeds.
     
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    What animal has two grey legs at the front and two brown legs at the back?

    An elephant with diarrhoea
     
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  14. SaintMarv

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    Keeping her chained up probably has something to do with it
     
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  15. SaintMarv

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    Ps it looks like it has lasted longer than it did with the other 6
     
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  16. thereisonlyoneno7

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    <laugh>
     
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    A bloke I know was run over by a red lorry then a yellow lorry then another red lorry then another yellow lorry.

    A Police Officer went to notify his wife and said, “There’s no easy way to tell you this.”
     
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    The Clyde Tunnels have been closed and why the speed limit has been reduced:
    The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the Clyde tunnel approach recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Coronavirus. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.
    The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry".
     
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  20. saintrichie123

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    I just learned the medical name for Viagra.

    Mycoxaflopin.
     
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