If the guy spoke a bit faster that clip only needed to be two minutes long. And it's women who don't get their money out ready to pay.
Don't think I've ever come across anyone in 50 years that wears shoes around the house. I certainly wouldn't eat in their house if that is indicative of their hygeine levels.
People talking in the middle of a film, asking stupid questions. "Did he do it? Who's the murderer? How do you think it'll end? Why did she say that?" Schhhhhh, just watch it and talk after it's finished!
People making any noise at all during a film. Don't understand americans celebrating and cheering during a film, seems nightmarish. Also, eating during a film - because it's ALWAYS noisy. In fact, why is all the food sold at cinemas noisy food? Surely they should just sell marshmallows and nothing else? Do like a nice Tango Ice Blast whenever I go to Odeon though.
That's a classic At the movies You've been watching 15 minutes of bloody commercials. It finally begins. Lad next to you (I'mma go ahead and try to open my loud bag in the dark, I hope you'll enjoy it) Also. People that stop at the end of escalators or any kind of exit (tube doors for example), often to check their luggage or backpack, get out of the way! I do sound cynical
How about this then. Mrs Tash will watch a film from the start, Not speak much, not noisily munch on food. To all intents and purposes appear to be engrossed in the film. ...then with perhaps 15mins to go she’ll get up and do something else!!!