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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The last material you had was a t-shirt your ex-missus bought you. Then she dumped you. I think the t-shirt said "**** You"

    #potnoodle
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Are you always so gay?
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Have a pot noodle and calm doon.

    #potnoodle
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What's a Pot Noodle? Is it a delicacy in South Lanarkshire?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Good God no. They're the toffs in Lanarkshire.

    In North Lanarkshite[sic] it's what we feed babies.
     
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  6. Tina.

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    Sorry Droopy.
     
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    ER has the old man on the ropes.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    That's okay darling.

    Any chance of a shag sweet cheecks?

    I'm hard for you.
     
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  9. Tina.

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    Sorry I’m all healed up down there no opening.
     
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    ^^^
    These guise are why i stay
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'll unheal you babes, don't you worry.

    I have my shaft in my hand as we speak, talk dirty to me honey.
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    You still got your leased golf?
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    yes the ****s can’t take it back cos of the fake virus. Got a beemer now <diva>
     
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  17. Tina.

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    Jesus wept. A Beamer?? You know who else has one of those? Clue - he canny count to ten using his fingers.
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I think gambol is my da
     
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    Scotchland today!

    summer8.jpg
     
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