Advice please: Can male ejaculate travel more than 2 metres? Only I'm meeting my girlfriend up the park and I don't want her to get pregnant.
At a girl's college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night: One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately. "I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her brother." "Oh, she'll be surprised all right." Said the woman. "But not as surprised as I am ! I'm her mother!"
I was and still am 53 when I discovered that fact approximately one minute ago. Another question. How old were you when you discovered that Gok Wan of How To Look Good Naked and other equally dire television fashion shows was an anagram of go ****? Or that Donald Trump is an anagram of Fake tanned ****spangle.
A Golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to hospital. Just before he was put under, the Surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news." The Surgeon tells him. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" “Oh God no," the man cries. "My Golfing is over. Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission before go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it Doc, as long as I can play Golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the Golf Course when he bumped into the Surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" The surgeon asks. "Just great," the Golfer replies. "I'm playing the best Golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my Putting has really improved." “That's great." "Not only that, My handwriting has improved, learned how to sew my own clothes and even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors." "That’s unbelievable, I'm glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" "Well, just two really," the Golfer told him. "I have trouble Parallel Parking and every time have an erection get a headache!"
Before his funeral , Yasser Arafat’s wife went to see him . Why is he dressed in a striped black and white shirt with a no 8 on it ? she asked. Well Mrs Arafat , it was his dying wish to be buried in his beloved Gaza strip