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  1. SaintMarv

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    There was an accident in my road last night. A man fell of his moped and a crowd of people surrounded him. Excuse me excuse me I said as I made my way to the front and knelt down beside the man. Are you a Doctor someone asked? I replied no that's my pizza
     
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    The Sci-fi society at Bristol University was called William Shatner Pants
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

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    I won again this month . It was 03:10 this morning , so I was playing Fair :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Fair comment , but what gets me fuming is things like yesterday when a man was complaining abut how busy Durdle Door was .

    He travelled from Birmingham FFS .

    You may not have a lot of idiots where you live , but I go out as early as possible ( IF I need to ) To avoid the idiots around here !
     
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  5. SaintMarv

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    When my next door neighbour asked me if I'd been nicking clothes off of her washing line I nearly sh*t in her knickers
     
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    Other than driving my car for 30/40 minutes, once a week, the only other time I go out is when I go to the communal bins, with a thorough hand wash as soon as I get back inside.
    For the sake of my wife, I will be ignoring the government advice that it is ok for those who shielded, to venture outside again.
    I will wait until this advice comes from the scientists, before putting her at risk.

    The social distancing rules are okay, but coronavirus spores, carried in the breeze could surely sale over people close to the infected person, and be breathed in by someone 20 yards away, unless I have it wrong, which is why it is possibly infecting people at random?
     
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

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    I have clicked like so I may appear as a Hypocrite . But here goes .

    I drove to Southampton yesterday and Brought my Mum down for lunch in the garden . Mrs J had wiped down the small bathroom . We did NOT stop on the way , she has seen NOBODY without social distancing ( Until yesterday when she sat in the back of our car ) .

    We wondered if we were pushing the bounds doing that .
     
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    So apt, now I work for a US company full time and have to live their time zone...

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    I Downloaded a game based on 1980's British music. Can't get past level 42.
     
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    I just got back from my mates funeral. He died after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
     
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    Getting rid of my chickens and buying eggplants instead was a big mistake.
     
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    The yokes on you.
     
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  16. saintrichie123

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    Sorry I have been cooped up.
     
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    Must have been clucking hell.
     
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  18. saintrichie123

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    We have been watching chick flicks
     
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    That may come home to roost.
     
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  20. saintrichie123

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    These are getting fowl now.
     
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