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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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  2. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Only pie worth eating is steak an kidney. Can cope with one with mince beef n gravy in. Chicken doesn’t belong in a pie. In all fairness I can’t eat pies. I may as well eat battery acid the affect it has on my gut.
     
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  3. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Kidney doesn’t belong in a pie.
    Horrible stuff
     
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  4. Edelman

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    Stinks of Piss
     
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  5. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    you should try an andouillette sausage.

    makes kidneys seem nice. Not enough mustard in Dijon to get me eating that again.
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

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    You've had cock sausage?
    "Andouille sausage has some real textural issues that make it stand at the forefront of cock foods. The outer casing often looks like what you'd expect the overly tanned penis of an aging playboy might look like. Remember George Hamilton? Picture his dick.
    Worse still is when you cut into an andouille sausage and the inside has these weird swarmy layers of meat and lines that look for all the world like veins and what I assume would be the various girthy puffs of cock chambers. Does a wiener have chambers inside? Call me crazy, but I've just assumed yes. Like, you have the center chamber for pee, a couple of spongey boner pontoons on either side, and then various cubbies for jizz and assorted other facets of dongery. So an andouille sausage is therefore pretty wang-like, almost in a scientific way. Gross."
     
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  7. Chief

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    Did you read the one about penis fish?

    <laugh>
     
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  8. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    You need to link something better than that.
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

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    Why?
     
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  10. Lovearsenalcock

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    Not sure about Lunch...what to have

    Hmmm
     
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  11. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    You went looking for cock....<laugh>

    Or google has some strange preference for you
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    So to find out if I went looking for cock, you went looking for cock :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  13. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Had tofu fried rice, something I saw from jamie oliver, covered in Saracha
     
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  14. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Touche
     
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    My fave chilli sauce
     
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    Now you're talking, I love to use Andouille sausages in my cajun dishes.
     
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  17. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    two different things. One is a spicy pork sausage. The other is an intestine sausage.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I got one in a roadside place in France once thinking it was a sausage, had to be the worst thing I've ever tried.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    It has a cult following in France. The more it smells like arse the more some people like it.

    tried it, never again!
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah never again.
     
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