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The Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jul 13, 2019.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Why is everyone laughing at the picture of a semi naked youth passed out on the floor with the word pussy below it?
     
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    luvgonzo, Jun 6, 2020
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    She's made me sleep on the sofa to look after the **** <laugh>
    He's still beaething. Lots of funny groans coming from the piss head **** <cheers>

    He's
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jun 6, 2020
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Put chilli powder on his balls
     
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    Sucky, Jun 7, 2020
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  4. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    And his hand in a cup of warm water :bandit:
     
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    Diego, Jun 7, 2020
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    And if the mrs has fake tan, u know what to do
     
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    Sucky, Jun 7, 2020
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Happy Birthday Com.<cheers>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jun 7, 2020
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    **** off comm hope you had a **** birthday. <party>
     
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    Sucky, Jun 7, 2020
  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  9. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    **** me mate, i suffer from photo-epilepsy. A little warning of the start might help <grr>










    Taking the piss mate but it does have the capability for the first 15 seconds :grin:
     
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    Diego, Jun 14, 2020
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ive moved on

     
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  11. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    So I've caught up with a good pal of mine tonight who's in the army for the first time in about 6 months.

    He's been doing **** all for months during lockdown so been winding him up saying "You've been sat on your arse for months while we pay your ages, you don't know what it's like being in the health service.... it'a tough being a ****ing hero" <laugh>


    Can't describe in words how much I love acting the ****cunt pahaha <rofl>
     
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    Libby, Jul 17, 2020
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Libby gonna end up with a bayonet up his jacksy before the night is out <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 17, 2020
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  13. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Funny you say that I've been winding the **** up telling him how much he loves the penis since joining up <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Jul 17, 2020
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  14. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Wow... **** me I'm well up for an argument right now <laugh>


    Who's game <whistle>
     
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    Libby, Jul 17, 2020
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Shame, you just missed HIAG blowing his top at Tobes, writing a thread about it and then Tobes taking it down.

    brb currently batting off 600 PMs from HIAG crying about it <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 17, 2020
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  16. Tobes

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    I was hurt tbh mate. I do have feelings you know. I don’t know why I bother.

    I might flounce.
     
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    Tobes, Jul 17, 2020
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    tbf you simply said he was a paradox

    I thought that was a diplomatic way of saying that he's a ****ing fruit loop. Thought he might have taken it a little better than he did <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 17, 2020
  18. Tobes

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    He didn’t grasp a word of it. He accused me of belittling his education, when I clearly said he was a Cambridge graduate. He was mortal imo. The bloke isn’t wired up right and is an absolute flute when he’s got a drink in him.
     
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    Tobes, Jul 17, 2020
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  19. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    So seemingly thats nobody.


    Not gonna lie that's mightily disappointing :(
     
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    Libby, Jul 17, 2020
  20. Diego

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    **** you Libby, stick to your own board where they tolerate you.


















    :bandit:
     
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    Diego, Jul 17, 2020
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