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  1. Gil T Azell

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    Bloke: "What do you do for a living?"
    Me: "I'm a spy."
    Bloke: "Why are you dressed as a shepherd?"
    Me: "I'm a shepherd spy."
     
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    Early last night my neighbour yelled at her kids so loudly, that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed !
     
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    I got one of those home bowel screening test kits yesterday. The instructions tell you not to poo into the toilet bowl, but use a plastic container, like a margarine tub. Long story short, my toast tasted f*cking disgusting this morning.
     
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    “How come you can't keep an erection these days?" Asked the wife, after another unsuccessful attempt at love-making.
    “I'm sorry love, it's not my fault." I told her, "It's the mirror."
    “Really?" She said, disbelievingly. "The mirror?"
    “Yeah." I replied. "Go and have a f*cking good look in it."
     
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    :emoticon-0116-evilg This is me now, everyday I have one, probably more to do with my diabetes though
     
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    "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a supermarket."

    "How long have you felt like this?"

    "Ever since I was Lidl!"
     
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    I go there but will only carry 4 baskets these days ...

    ... I must really be off my trolley.
     
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    If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.

    Cost me an arm and a leg.
     
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    I saw that `Saving our Nurses' campaign so I rang up and asked them to save one for me ...

    .... they put the phone down on me!
     
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    I keep having a recurring dream that I’m a horse . . . . that’s five nights on the trot !
     
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