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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Maybe if there had been more testing done in these times, it wouldn't be such a mess.
     
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    Unfortunately the wee thing will have lasted 5 mins in the wild in its condition

    rip <rose>
     
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    You all pretend to be big hard men on here and yer fawning over a fkn bit of disease carrying scum! Get a fkn grip.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    Doesn't like us talking about other burds.
     
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    I once befriended a blackbird named Tweet. Worked next door to a vets and they'd looked after this chick till it was fully grown. Was out having a fag and it landed on my shoulder. I gave it some biscuit crumbs so then it came to see me every time I was out smoking. Even started coming into the office and jumped on my desk. Was a short-term friendship, think a cat got her. Another time I hand-fed a juvenile blackbird in my garden. They can be quite tame.
     
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    Scary how tame the animals and birds are these days. Ye see videos of people sitting with foxes on their laps feeding them. We have truly fûcked up the whole idea if wildlife.
     
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    Yeah I have a fox walks across my back wall,if I go out into the garden he'll stop and stare at me.
     
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    Dogs and cats were wild but hard to imagine are dogs surviving in the wild. Cats would do fine, they are really wild animals that just take advantage of your generosity.
     
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    3 mins in the microwave usually sorts it out
     
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    Bryant and May, or Swan vesta?
     
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    I agree about cats. They’re arseholes. Like children, they love the ones who feed/clean their **** tray.
    Fûck sake <laugh>
     
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    107250587_599105520740937_8577374597018819426_n.jpg

    Weird you should mention that, Si. I showed the above picture to my elder boy yesterday and he asked me, "what on earth are they, are they monkeys?" Biting my lip, I said no and then he said, "are they dogs?" And I said, "no, they are children" and he replied, "well, they look like monkeys to me". This is not a word of a lie. And to be perfectly honest, he never hears racism in my house, not even bigotry, so it was just an innocent comment from a 5 year old, and I have no idea where this story is going. I thought it was funny though. At first glance, I thought it was a tree that had been cut down.
     
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    Can Mong Juniior play the cymbals?
     
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    I'll kick your **** in, if you call him that again.
     
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    *Mon'
     
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    Going to sleep now, what should I read about? Give me an intetesting one. Not, "why blacks are stupid" please.
     
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    ^^^ wrapped it in cellotape and shagged it imho.
     
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    Angling. Usually with a 13mtr pole in my hands. Only 13mtrs as the primitive material used in their manufacture back then meant that a 16mtr would have been a bit too heavy to hold for prolonged periods, unlike todays super light carbon :)
     
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