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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jul 6, 2020.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Fattist.
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    Not sure about other phones, but mine only unlocks with fingerprint activation. Although it does have a smart unlock function that you can set for when you are home, so it recognises your home location and dosen't apply the lock.

    Although @aberdude would have a fit, knowing i've got the location turned on.
     
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    brb, Jul 6, 2020
  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    It’ll have a numerical override, no?

    Anyway, casts mate, casts. Sneaky ****ers they are <laugh>
     
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  4. brb

    brb CR250

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    Not sure if it has or not, probably <laugh>
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    mine unlocks with a code that only I know.

    i also lock my laptop.

    it annoys the Mrs as she is curious (as they all are) as to why it’s locked, I have nothing to hide but enjoy winding her up
     
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    gooner4ever, Jul 6, 2020
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  6. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    <laugh> 10 pager at least mate <ok>
     
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    Diego, Jul 6, 2020
  7. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Phone problems are easily solved

    don’t have a Wife <ok>
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... or don't have a phone ...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jul 7, 2020
  9. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Not sure that works.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Only happens in your head if you're HIAG.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 7, 2020
  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh> ... or in yours ... HIAG appears to have pitched his tent there...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jul 7, 2020
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  13. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    <laugh>

    @PISKIE
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Probably funny about 4 years ago Fosse.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 7, 2020
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Fosse's joke book is as old as his photo album of hairy bush he conquered in the 70's
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 7, 2020
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    If I show a photo on my phone to my Mrs she just takes the opportunity to start scrolling through all my photos.

    All sorts of daft **** has been posted on Whatsapp during Corona lock down that she doesn't need to see.

    She also regularly asks why I take photos of my breakfast!
     
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    Chief, Jul 7, 2020
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    My old dear does the same ffs.

    She's stopped doing that now since she saw some pics of my missus in the shower.
     
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  18. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Guise, the key to a happy relationship is to have 2 phones...one kept in your car
     
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  19. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    ^ burner phone for drug lord :)
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My Mrs has got loads of pics on her phone of the birds she does beauty work for. Nowt better than a tidy tanned crumpet with a nice round bum.
     
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