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Mallik Wilks court case...

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by originallambrettaman, Jul 9, 2020.

  1. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Similar thing happened to me a couple of years ago.

    I bumped into Warwick Davis and his tiny family on a caravan site in Durham.

    When I got back to our van I said to the Missus 'I've just been chatting to that dwarf bloke off of the telly'.

    She went rushing out, autograph book in hand, then returned a few minutes later with a disappointed look on her face.

    That wasn't Tyrion Lannister she said. If was just that little bloke who was in Harry Potter.


    I was castigated for causing her P.O.R.G. confusion.





    Actually, come to think of it, it's not that similar to confusing Lord Lucan with the ex-spouse of Mariella Frostrup and Glaswegian warbler.
     
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  2. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    How many just googled Tyrion Lannister?
     
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  3. Ric Glasgow

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    I think you've erred slightly on the P.C front Ernie,Little person would be far more appropriate.We'll have nothing on here that's not wholesome....
     
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  4. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    How can I do a multi google? I have no idea what the last 10 posts are about.

    Can we go back to emmerdale farm, crossroads, prisoner cell block please.
     
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

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    I’d forgotten all about it until I saw the Skids last year in Cott
     
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  6. Ron Burguvdy

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  7. Ron Burguvdy

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  8. Mr Hatem

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    Tyrion Lannister

    tyrion.jpg
     
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  9. City Man

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    Bet the Allams are unthrilled about Wilksy's crim activities.

    Given their zero toleranz approach to diddling gatemen etc seems unlikely they would appreciate a 'lovable rogue ' with law -breaking issues.
     
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  10. dennisboothstash

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    The Warehouse must have been an Enmerdale haunt.
    I spilled one of the Dingles pints in there (the Dad...Zak I think?) and ended up chatting to him and one of the other ones (the one with the hair lip)

    ............Unless they we’re trying to chat me up too and it was an elaborate set up?
     
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  11. Ron Burguvdy

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    Dingles may have a whole new meaning...
     
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  12. Ric Glasgow

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    Picked up by the Dingles?
     
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  13. dennisboothstash

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    Chatted....I never went home with them! Thank ****. Might have ended up meeting OLM over a paranoid breakfast while we both tried to recall what had happened the night before.
     
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  14. spesupersydera

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    This is how he's pictured, and described, by George RR Martin in his books - smaller and uglier



    tyrion.jpg
     
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  15. balkan tiger

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    Wern't the Dingles the troublesome family? surprised it didn't end up in a bar fight.
     
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    But they've signed him on a permanent?
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

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    He’s the wrong colour for stewey mate.
     
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  18. DMD

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    Ooooh, ooh, an excuse for an old joke.

    Watching a football match involving two teams of dwarves, I commented how lovely it was to see them all enjoying it so much, as they all play with big smiles on their faces.

    The coach said it's not really anything to do with the sport, they just enjoy the feeling of the grass tickling their balls as they run around.
     
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  19. Mr Hatem

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    "Dwarves"? Who the **** are you, Snow White?
    The PC brigade say "little people".
     
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  20. dennisboothstash

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    I believe they were.
    Pleasant in real life though.
    Really like Leeds Warehouse.
    Had a chat with a couple of the Style Council in the gig venue in the basement there too, Steve White and Mick Talbot, after they’d played a gig with the Players.
    Really quiet as people left and we sat and had a drink with them as we know Steve a little. Mrs Tash was chatting to Mick and saying how much she liked one of their songs they hadn’t played that night and his immediate response was ‘oh I’ll play it for you now if you want’ and went back to the stage!
    Top bloke and a top night.
     
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