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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I got caught tippexing all of the full stops out in the library. The police say I should expect a long sentence.
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 10, 2020
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  2. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Sadly I had to quit my job at the cat shelter,
    They reduced meowers.
     
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    saintrichie123, Jul 10, 2020
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  3. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Reports coming in of a major incident at the origami world finals.
    More on that as it unfolds.



    Pulled a sickie last week.
    One of the perks of working at the hospital. :bandit:
     
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  4. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I just found an origami porn channel, but it is paper view only
     
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  5. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Just spat my wine out
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Jul 10, 2020
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  6. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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  7. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    By the way, an anonymous tip off:

    Laces got married today!
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Jul 11, 2020
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  8. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    I hope it went well after all the wait!
    Congrats. Better not see him on here tonight or there will be trouble! <laugh>
     
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    ----HistoryRepeating----, Jul 11, 2020
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  9. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Top man, glad he got to have his day after the wait.
     
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    Libby, Jul 11, 2020
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  10. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    My mate got stopped by the Police, "Name"
    "Neil"
    "Any I.D"
    "No mate, N, E, I, L."
     
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  11. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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  12. davecg69

    davecg69 Well-Known Member

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    Congratulations, Laces! Very happy for you both!!
     
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    davecg69, Jul 11, 2020
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    Were did he/she/they wake up?
     
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    StJabbo1, Jul 11, 2020
  14. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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  16. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU.
    TANTRIC SEX, THE MOVIE.
    NOT COMING SOON.
     
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    San Tejón, Jul 11, 2020
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    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of what Sting said when challenged about his claim about 7 hours of tantric sex.
    ‘I should have mentioned that 7 hours included begging and a dinner.’
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Jul 12, 2020
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  18. SaintMarv

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    The Fool <laugh>
     
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    SaintMarv, Jul 12, 2020
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    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    It’s true!

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