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Match Day Thread The (Everlasting) South Coast Derby Tuesday 24/09/19 KO 7:45pm

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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Is that a Four wheeled skate?
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 10, 2020
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  2. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Skatebored (adj): a term used to describe the feeling of languishing down in the lower leagues for years and years.

    “Bro, we’ve got Forest Green away on Saturday. I’m so f*cking skatebored with all this.”
     
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  3. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a Pompey fan in a wheelchair? A rollerskate.
     
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    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid, Jul 11, 2020
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  4. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    What do call a snowman in Portsmouth?

    An ice skate.
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs, Jul 11, 2020
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  5. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    What’s another name for League One?

    A skate park.
     
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  6. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    And when they played us they were just "Skating with the Stars"
     
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    Saints_Alive, Jul 11, 2020
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  7. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    They just enjoy frattonising with the lower leagues.
     
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    San Tejón, Jul 11, 2020
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    Someone told me that the Titanic left from Portsmouth.

    But it was just Skate Winslet.


    Is that how this works?
     
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  9. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    download (2).jpeg
    Plastic skates, although I'm led to believe there are none
     
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  10. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    1538199A-E049-4E18-95FB-270A3B65FDF3.png
     
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    saintrichie123, Jul 11, 2020
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  11. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    Good start four a beginner now try three or four more.
     
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  12. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    I heard Kenny Jackett went to John Westwoods shop and asked Have you got any books on how to get out of League One?
     
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  13. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    What do you get if you cross Portsmouth with a bike?

    Mugged probably
     
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    SaintMarv, Jul 11, 2020
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  14. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    and he replied...

     
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  15. Saints Fan4Life

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    What a bunch of dirty ****ing inbreds <laugh>
     
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    Saints Fan4Life, Jul 11, 2020
  16. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    They have now revised the lyrics now it's
    The Saints are staying up
    And the Skates stay where they are
     
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    SaintMarv, Jul 12, 2020
  17. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    A man goes to the Doctors. The man says to the Doctor everytime I masterbate I sing play up Pompey. The Doctor said that's nothing to worry about lots of W*nkers sing that.
     
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    Pompey fan goes to the doctor's and says
    "Dr, you've got to help me, my genitals have turned orange"
    Doctor does a quick exam and asks the patient to describe his typical day to see if he can find a cause
    "I do very lttle really" he says, "mostly just lie on the sofa, watching porn and eating wotsits"
     
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  19. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    That, like the Shane goal to Titanic, never gets boring.
     
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  20. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    7D3B8738-553E-4A83-8D3E-3B8CB39D40C0.jpeg

    <laugh>
     
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    saintrichie123, Jul 18, 2020
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