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Match Day Thread Norwich v West Ham 12pm kick off

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 7, 2020.

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Win/loss

  1. Norwich

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%

  2. draw

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  3. West Ham

    4 vote(s)
    57.1%
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  1. zogean_king

    zogean_king Well-Known Member

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    Maybe all the Norwich players have been replaced by covid clowns
     
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  2. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    Zonal marking for a start - it was not convincing last season but we got lucky enough times for it to not matter
    This season it has been exposed for what it has been almost every game
     
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  3. zogean_king

    zogean_king Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I have never really understood it, if trying to attack it I'd just either try to flood a 'zone' or have half the side ghosting in
     
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    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Phew, that's an improvement! <laugh>
    Have to laugh, there's **** all else to do.
     
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    Bure budgie Well-Known Member

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    Get pissed again
     
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  6. ncgandy

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    <laugh> That's the plan! <ok>
     
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  7. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    That is the style I expect to see in the old B&W movies clips of young German women during the rise of Hitler & Co <laugh>
     
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  8. zogean_king

    zogean_king Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he's been watching Farke's old family movies
     
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    Hairy Mary Quite Canary Well-Known Member

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    Even booing on this awful fake crowd noise. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  10. oldcanariesfan

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    Final whistle - thank the Lord.
     
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  11. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    Hooray - it's official <badger>
     
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  12. Bure budgie

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    Really poor show.
    One of the worst home performances since Col U days
     
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  13. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member
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    Rio Ferdinand just summed us up as 'powder-puff' - and I don't think he meant Cantwell's hair.
     
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    Pretty apt on both counts.
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Negatives
    Failed to score again
    4 soft goals setting some sort of record for a player getting 4 away from home
    Didn't look like scoring again
    Cardboard cut outs would be more effective defending set pieces
    Relegated without trying
    Lowest points in a season ever probably
    Pukki looks like he gave up in January

    Positives

    Cantwell's hair looked pretty
     
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  16. RiverEndRick

    RiverEndRick Well-Known Member

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    Totally unfair that our players maintained social distancing for the whole match while every time we got the ball West Ham players observed no distancing whatsoever!
     
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    <laugh>

     
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  18. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    Harry Kane, Effan Ekoku and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer have done it before :emoticon-0148-yes:


    <laugh>
     
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  19. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    That is just so tragic :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  20. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member
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    This photo makes me laugh - devastation after the final whistle confirms the drop - but
    not a glimmer of passion, fight or belief over the 90+ minutes of play.
    Hypocrites <grr>

     
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