Skatebored (adj): a term used to describe the feeling of languishing down in the lower leagues for years and years. “Bro, we’ve got Forest Green away on Saturday. I’m so f*cking skatebored with all this.”
Someone told me that the Titanic left from Portsmouth. But it was just Skate Winslet. Is that how this works?
I heard Kenny Jackett went to John Westwoods shop and asked Have you got any books on how to get out of League One?
They have now revised the lyrics now it's The Saints are staying up And the Skates stay where they are
A man goes to the Doctors. The man says to the Doctor everytime I masterbate I sing play up Pompey. The Doctor said that's nothing to worry about lots of W*nkers sing that.
Pompey fan goes to the doctor's and says "Dr, you've got to help me, my genitals have turned orange" Doctor does a quick exam and asks the patient to describe his typical day to see if he can find a cause "I do very lttle really" he says, "mostly just lie on the sofa, watching porn and eating wotsits"