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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Not an argument but I'm sure i was used to produce two kids. Cast aside.
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Just had an argument yet again, seems like every time we talk.
    One of her mates has a thyroid problem and is a tad overweight. I suggested she needed to work out a little harder. Ended up with us arguing about everything **** in our marriage in the last 20 years. Cobwebs.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Sounds like a boss Saturday night in mate.
     
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    Yeah, ****ed her off, got my lad downstairs to roll me a skinny one. Tight arsed ****.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Thyroid problem my ass, tell the fat **** to buy a bike, then tell your missus to get on it with her.
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Speaking of, I ****ing hate it when the girls all back each other up like a gaggle of ****ing hens. Especially since they all argue every two ****ing weeks and periodically hate one another.

    My girlfriend saw her ass today cos I was speaking about people she works with "Oh, you work with her today, that sucks" "What? we're fine." "Oh?" "Yeah, course." "No, not course, you argue all the ****ing time, you'll hate each other in two weeks" "I'm not like that?" "Ye, you ****in are."

    Or the classic line from the best friend "If you hurt her, I'll kill you" nah, you ****ing won't, you won't even mention it, or better yet you might even flirt with me when we're all drunk, so shut the **** up and never speak to me again unless you want a cheeky shag.

    Sorry, had to get that off my chest. :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

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    Wife swap is the answer. I've built a rock solid relationship on that foundation :afro:
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'm not saint, I find I can't say no to people when they make an advance. I've yet to develop that skill.

    But recently my girlfriend has been a tedious boring ****, I'm gonna get rid I think. Possibly in a few days.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    Bin the ****.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Is that her?

    Just order a new one then mate, or maybe just a replacement head.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I wish it was her, then I could just turn her off and never back on again.
     
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    Strip joints should be opening up again bru

    leave her yappin to herself
     
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