Just had an argument yet again, seems like every time we talk. One of her mates has a thyroid problem and is a tad overweight. I suggested she needed to work out a little harder. Ended up with us arguing about everything **** in our marriage in the last 20 years. Cobwebs.
Thyroid problem my ass, tell the fat **** to buy a bike, then tell your missus to get on it with her.
Speaking of, I ****ing hate it when the girls all back each other up like a gaggle of ****ing hens. Especially since they all argue every two ****ing weeks and periodically hate one another. My girlfriend saw her ass today cos I was speaking about people she works with "Oh, you work with her today, that sucks" "What? we're fine." "Oh?" "Yeah, course." "No, not course, you argue all the ****ing time, you'll hate each other in two weeks" "I'm not like that?" "Ye, you ****in are." Or the classic line from the best friend "If you hurt her, I'll kill you" nah, you ****ing won't, you won't even mention it, or better yet you might even flirt with me when we're all drunk, so shut the **** up and never speak to me again unless you want a cheeky shag. Sorry, had to get that off my chest.
I'm not saint, I find I can't say no to people when they make an advance. I've yet to develop that skill. But recently my girlfriend has been a tedious boring ****, I'm gonna get rid I think. Possibly in a few days.