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Things you’d rather do than watch ‘Brucies Mags’

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  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    I'd rather you did as well - still think its more likely I will be watching Brucie's Mags win the Premier league though.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 9, 2020
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Lazy.
    No descriptor.
    I'll get the crayons out to help you mate:

    I'd rather watch every match this season on repeat than read another ****e thread from Chippy.

    Am I doing this right you fat mackem turncoat?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 9, 2020
  3. cronemeister

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    Stand eating a bowl of water with a fork with my wet bollocks dangling on an electric fence
     
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  4. Rudekid

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    you all watch
     
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    Rudekid, Jul 10, 2020
  5. Ben 10

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    Eat mayonnaise/egg
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 10, 2020
  6. Schlem Boogerman

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    Get stung by an angry wasp.
    Had it twice in the last three days, once on the tit and today on my knee. There's just no ****in need.
     
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  7. Rudekid

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    scraping a bucket
     
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    Rudekid, Jul 10, 2020
  8. QWOP

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    Read a Miguel Delaney article
     
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  9. Rudekid

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    swallow the turd like substance in the bottom of a dunkers cup of tea
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It’s a sign mate it’s a sign.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

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    What is the actual purpose of people dunking biscuits. My wife does it and I want to kill her in her sleep.
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    Knock one out over this daft bint.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jul 12, 2020
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    She has that high pitched voice thanks to Chaos and his disturbing ways
     
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    Things you’d rather do than watch ‘Brucies Mags’
    Watch Rafa and the Saudis Mags.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Jul 15, 2020
  15. Leo Billy

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    Watch Southampton play.
     
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    Leo Billy, Jul 15, 2020
  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I drove from Cheltenham to consett.

    I guess I didn’t miss much
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 15, 2020
  17. cronemeister

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    Listen to Richard Keys reading me a bed-time story
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 16, 2020
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  18. cronemeister

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    Gaan on the lash in Consett
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 17, 2020
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  19. Ben 10

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    This. Full of hillbillies
     
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  20. Roland Deschain

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    Can’t be bothered to check, but does any other club have the levels of injuries we do? Will the press highlight this as yet another indication of an out of touch and all round ****ty manager?
     
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    Roland Deschain, Jul 18, 2020
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